"Oh my god, you're standing on a dowel!" --Caleb Barber, Co-Founder of the National Dowel-Preventation Association.
"I hate dowels almost as much as I hate Macs. And I really hate Macs." -- Soape Randolph, Co-Founder of the National Dowel-Preventation Association.
"Dowels is the worst" --Soape
"Guys I gotta tell you a secret. It's pretty deep stuff so you can't tell anyone. I hate dowels!" --Caleb
"I go to school on McDowell Street. The name must be changed!" --Caleb